[00:57.030 --> 01:02.810]  Well, it wouldn't be an award show without a little bit of ridiculous play on what we all know in high school.
[01:02.810 --> 01:06.150]  Who is the biggest overachiever in the room?
[01:06.950 --> 01:09.110]  Anyone disagree with Rebecca Jones?
[01:10.450 --> 01:13.430]  How about the biggest charlatan?
[01:13.570 --> 01:14.570]  This is going to be a tough one.
[01:14.570 --> 01:17.330]  This is a hard-fought, well-deserved award.
[01:17.730 --> 01:19.390]  No other than Jack Hatwick.
[01:19.390 --> 01:22.570]  He was signing books he didn't write at the last CypherCon.
[01:22.570 --> 01:24.070]  It was amazing.
[01:26.370 --> 01:28.330]  How about the biggest flirt?
[01:28.530 --> 01:29.390]  What do you think?
[01:29.390 --> 01:30.410]  What do you think?
[01:30.970 --> 01:33.790]  No other than the monster, of course.
[01:34.290 --> 01:36.150]  What about the biggest nuisance?
[01:36.210 --> 01:38.330]  Who do you think the biggest nuisance in the room is?
[01:38.870 --> 01:39.990]  Johnny Christmas.
[01:39.990 --> 01:40.770]  Duh.
[01:40.890 --> 01:41.910]  Come on.
[01:41.990 --> 01:43.170]  It's obvious.
[01:43.550 --> 01:44.190]  All right.
[01:44.910 --> 01:45.790]  Multitasker.
[01:46.350 --> 01:47.770]  We saw it tonight.
[01:48.350 --> 01:49.890]  He's in the back of the room.
[01:50.070 --> 01:51.550]  He's wearing a black shirt.
[01:51.690 --> 01:53.030]  He doesn't like to be noticed.
[01:53.030 --> 01:54.110]  His name is Sean.
[01:54.550 --> 01:55.970]  Well done, Sean and the A.B.
[01:55.970 --> 01:56.210]  team.
[01:56.210 --> 01:57.430]  These guys crush it.
[02:01.510 --> 02:05.010]  What about the bourbon stash?
[02:05.010 --> 02:07.670]  Anyone have a guess as to who that could be?
[02:08.210 --> 02:09.590]  How about coin?
[02:10.030 --> 02:11.150]  I think so.
[02:11.150 --> 02:12.450]  Yeah, it was pretty good.
[02:12.450 --> 02:18.250]  I don't think my little mini bottle was quite competition for the kind of caliber of bullets that man has.
[02:18.250 --> 02:20.190]  Oh, I hit the button too fast.
[02:20.370 --> 02:21.670]  You're outed, Patricia.
[02:22.610 --> 02:24.310]  Yeah, it's real.
[02:24.310 --> 02:31.170]  And then we only have one drama llama that we're about to experience, DJ Thug Shells.
[02:31.570 --> 02:32.810]  That'll be fun.
[02:33.450 --> 02:36.690]  Well, how about the best?
[02:36.990 --> 02:46.770]  Best personality, the best dancer, the best friend, the best smile, the best dress, the best car?
[02:48.250 --> 02:49.570]  Oh, definitely.
[02:49.570 --> 02:49.830]  Yeah.
[02:49.830 --> 02:51.610]  I mean, it's TX, right?
[02:51.610 --> 02:52.110]  Yeah.
[02:52.110 --> 02:53.350]  Mystical Electric Universe.
[02:53.350 --> 02:54.110]  Dancer?
[02:54.110 --> 02:55.090]  Most definitely.
[02:55.090 --> 02:56.490]  Mystical Electric Universe.
[02:56.810 --> 02:58.570]  Wow, look at that.
[02:58.590 --> 02:59.250]  Best friend?
[02:59.250 --> 03:00.830]  I can personally attest.
[03:01.110 --> 03:02.110]  It's wonderful.
[03:02.110 --> 03:03.070]  Thank you so much.
[03:03.070 --> 03:04.730]  You've helped me through so many things.
[03:04.750 --> 03:05.170]  Smile?
[03:05.170 --> 03:07.070]  Look at that beautiful smile.
[03:07.270 --> 03:08.950]  TX, you've outdone yourself.
[03:09.390 --> 03:10.210]  Best dressed?
[03:10.210 --> 03:10.910]  Well, I mean, come on.
[03:10.910 --> 03:14.030]  It was not easy to get a ball gown into this place, I'll tell you.
[03:14.030 --> 03:15.030]  Most security people?
[03:15.030 --> 03:18.270]  They're nice, but thorough, thorough.
[03:19.070 --> 03:20.310]  And car?
[03:20.610 --> 03:21.210]  Absolutely.
[03:21.210 --> 03:21.570]  What is that?
[03:21.570 --> 03:22.310]  Is that the McLaren?
[03:22.310 --> 03:23.730]  Very nice, Miss Universe.
[03:23.730 --> 03:26.470]  Did you just kind of morph that out of your, like, metal thing?
[03:26.470 --> 03:27.210]  I don't know.
[03:27.590 --> 03:28.290]  Liquid metal?
[03:28.290 --> 03:29.210]  Yeah, I don't know how you do it.
[03:29.210 --> 03:30.350]  It's kind of confusing to me.
[03:30.350 --> 03:32.170]  I am the CEO, but I know nothing about the company.
[03:32.170 --> 03:35.910]  That's why I call myself the CXO, because whatever, I'm a C-something.
[03:37.670 --> 03:39.170]  Oh, right.
[03:39.290 --> 03:42.270]  Ah, this plunger's for you.
[03:42.270 --> 03:43.770]  Please don't destroy it.
[03:53.340 --> 03:54.180]  Yeah, it's going to end poorly.
[04:03.560 --> 04:06.620]  That's important.
[04:21.360 --> 04:24.160]  That's important.
[04:24.180 --> 04:26.220]  We should know everything about you.
[04:26.220 --> 04:29.660]  And by everything, we mean everything.
[04:29.660 --> 04:31.500]  Viridian Dynamics.
[04:31.500 --> 04:32.880]  We're listening.
[04:33.220 --> 04:34.320]  Always.
[04:36.060 --> 04:37.420]  Always.
[04:42.670 --> 04:44.350]  So what's next?
[04:44.350 --> 04:49.410]  How about some evening Backwards 48 chaos and a little DJ Thug Shells?
[04:49.410 --> 04:50.290]  Thank you so much.
[04:50.290 --> 04:53.310]  It's been an honor to be your mock host today.
[04:53.310 --> 04:59.030]  And as much as I pretended to be an absolute narcissist, I kind of am one.
[04:59.030 --> 04:59.450]  Thank you.
[04:59.450 --> 05:00.070]  Appreciate it.
[05:00.070 --> 05:00.590]  Woo!